Joe Brainard.
 
Kulchur Foundation: 1971. First edition. Paperback. Near fine. 
 
“I remember fantasies of finding notes in old bottles washed ashore.
I remember magic carpets and giant 'genies' and trying to figure out what my three wishes would be.
I remember not understanding why Cinderella didn't just pack up and leave, if things were really all that bad.
I remember getting a car door slammed on my finger once, and how long it took for the pain to come.
I remember wondering if goats really do eat tin cans.”